The Bellinghman (bellinghman) wrote,
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The New Year Party meme. Distinctly unlike any party I'm likely to be at (thank indeterminant principles of self organisation made anthropomorphic), except that a few of the attenders will be in common.

Bellinghman's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 11% Politically Correct!)



Started : 01st January 2006 07:40:52 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 04:10:26 PM
Alco Money! : $ 296

Guests of Honour

natural20 is an odious Fundementalist Christian who bites at cats randomly in the street. natural20 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
bellinghwoman is a spiteful Fundementalist Christian who consistently mumbles profanities into the ears of old biddies on long haul flights. bellinghwoman decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
rmc28 is an offensive Muslim who enjoys mugging frail old ladies and stealing their bus passes. rmc28 drank 3 Sambuccas, 11 Mescals, 4 Mint Juleps.
pir is a cast down Buddhist and a newbie boozer. pir drank 14 Stouts.
echoing_void is a damnable Fundementalist Christian. echoing_void decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
hobnobs is a graceful Muslim. hobnobs drank 1 Red Wine, 1 Bloody Mary, 1 Mint Julep, 2 Cognacs.
j4 is a bouncy Wiccan. j4 drank 2 Rums, 2 Aftershocks.
Bellinghman is a rosy Atheist and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. Bellinghman drank 14 Brandys, 2 Red Wines.
lnr is a good-natured Taoist and is usually the last person standing at the bar. lnr drank 3 Coffee Liqueurs.
lproven is a morose Taoist. lproven decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
k425 is a hateful Wiccan and a ravaging boozehound who consumes alcohol like a Mid-west tornado consumes redneck barns who throws bricks onto cars from freeway overpasses. k425 drank 18 Whiskeys.

Sick!

Clean up at Bellinghman's place! Urgh bejesus man, there's soup pieces in this barfpile! Fucking ell theres 4 of them!

Fights

'Repent! REPENT at once thou harloting little Goth' boomed echoing_void at a hapless looking j4. j4 merely retorted with a glib 'Yer Ma!'

Bellinghman continually teased echoing_void throughout the night by repeatedly showing echoing_void their ass and suggestively whispering 'Where is your God now eh, Godchild?'

Lovers

'It must be love, love love!' and how so in the case of natural20 and rmc28. It's like Romeo and Juliet all over again without any of the suspense!

The Drunkest

There was once a rotten oik called k425! And they bathed in gin! Yeah they bathed in gin!

Random Events

k425 declared war on the kitchen fridge after a mild psychotic episode led the back to the day were they trapped their
gonads in the door. Just to rub it in lnr simulated intercourse with the cooler. Before trapping their own gonads in the same way!

According to pir you can kill a dolphin by gluing up its blowhole with marmite.

pir bored everyone with fascinating stories about their collection of exotic french ticklers.


Happy New Year!

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