Oh Great fluffcthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In March, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon lostcarpark (65 points). In February, I sacrificed burkesworks to Cthulhu (500 points). In April, I fed the_magician to a Shoggoth (250 points). In August, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In December, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In May, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points).

In short, I have been very good (830 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.