Well you never know what germs you might catch off them.

Why do they need to receive visitors? *furrfu*

Think of the poor child farmers, constanty being interrupted by city folks asking if dark-haired children are more ripe than blond ones.

Well, where did you think "baby oil" came from?

Doh!

Not to mention kinder eggs.

You know, I had thought of them being raised at pets, not as raw materials.

A few nights ago, I had a weird dream. I encountered a friendly group of vampires, who had a small baby with them that they were making a fuss of. A little while later, I was served some meat with a nice crackling on the outside. I think that's the first time I've eaten long pig in a dream.

(It tasted good, for what it's worth, but what my subconscious was trying to say, I haven't a clue. My main emotion was one of social embarassment.)

Hmmm. This does raise the question: do vampires cook baby?

Well, once they've finished with it, it would be a waste not to.

I suppose so.

Now I just need a dream interpreter to tell me WTF it all meant.

For dreams like that, I go with "neurological garbage collection."

I would happily board YoungBloke at one.