A number of you have managed to fall off bikes (not just jemck, you're merely the latest miscreant).
Some of you have even managed to have pedestrian accidents (I'm looking at you ephiriel and I note that you, autopope, even managed one indoors).
None of these were caused by anyone else's involvement. None of you have any excuses. It seems in the last few days that you lot have begun taking the proverbial, just because I haven't told you off. So I'm telling all of you to stop it right now before someone gets seriously hurt.
(Now I only have to tell my colleague that having a heart attack is not on. If he didn't want to attend a meeting, he should have just said so.)