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The Bellinghman
Date: 2007-07-17 10:20
Subject: Cynical line of the day #1
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"I don't care how many wings you staple to this pig, it just ain't gonna fly!"

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Erik V. Olson
User: erikvolson
Date: 2007-07-17 12:46 (UTC)
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It's not how much you staple the pig, it's how hard....
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The Bellinghman
User: bellinghman
Date: 2007-07-17 13:08 (UTC)
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And possibly what.

I'm not yet aware of anyone stapling JATO units to one of our porcine friends.
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Erik V. Olson
User: erikvolson
Date: 2007-07-17 17:11 (UTC)
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I like that. Mount them correctly, and you have an Intercontinental Ballistic Pork Roast.
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