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The Bellinghman
Date: 2006-11-09 14:13
Subject: Today's would-be Darwin Award winner is ...
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the Sunderland man who decided to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night.
Paramedics found the 22-year-old, bleeding and with the firework lodged inside him, after receiving reports of the incident in Sunderland.
The BBC's title: Backside firework prank backfires is a little cruel.
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Linz: wedding
User: k425
Date: 2006-11-09 14:34 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:wedding
He said: "We have spent a long time working with the Government to create laws that make fireworks safer and better for the public.

Sadly, you can't legislate against sheer stupidity.
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The Bellinghman
User: bellinghman
Date: 2006-11-09 14:42 (UTC)
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Well, you could, but as we all know, stupid people don't pay any attention to the natural laws, so why start obeying the man-made ones?
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Jacob S Mills
User: jacobsmills
Date: 2006-11-09 20:41 (UTC)
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Maybe he mistook an "l" for an "i" on the packaging where it said Bottle Rocket.


Shuffles feet. I'll go now ;O)

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The Bellinghman
User: bellinghman
Date: 2006-11-10 09:33 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Bad, Bad boy!
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