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Off in the distance
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Roy Keane on Ireland's performance.

Oh dear, oh dear. No matter how good his points may actually be, Keane isn't going to be getting any more points for diplomacy.

(More? Roy Keane? Has he ever had a reputation for diplomacy at all?)
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I remember being in Dumfries during flood season, and being mightily impressed by the force with which the Nith can flow under Devorgilla Bridge.

Today, I guess I wouldn't want to be anywhere near there, given the amount of rain that has fallen in the area in the last 24 hours.
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Today's weather forecast for SG8 7EF on the BBC new website promises light rain.

I think they misspelt 'cold', because that's what we've got: a nasty cold rain.

(OK, now it's stopped, and clear sky is approaching rapidly.)
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Namely, as of next year, it appears that OS data will be open to all.

Now can we have the PostCode database open too?
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I note that the Mandarin Oriental in Tokyo has three Michelin stars for its cuisine.

Is it a cheat that it's actually a star each for three of its restaurants?

(Having eaten in one of them, I can testify that it's one of those meals I will always remember. Possibly because the combination of sheer terror at the view and wonderful food is one I don't encounter very often. Yes, they sat us by the window.)
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... hello Mercedes GP.

As for Button, looks like he's not German enough for the new owners ("it seems Mercedes is not interested in keeping him on."), so his posited move to McLaren looks more likely.
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I'm amused.

Yesterday, I came to the conclusion that I needed a new data cable for my phone - the cradle I've used for the last couple of years doesn't connect properly anymore, though it does fine for charging purposes. So I went online, and ordered one.

A moment ago, I received an email telling me the item has now been shipped.

I'm happy to be able to say that I was already aware of that, since I've already used it to backup the phone.

Current Mood: amused

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Must have 5 years experience of the Go programming language. Willingness to relocate an advantage.

Current Mood: mischievous

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Our office has just come to the conclusion that the current wave of childhood obesity is merely self-defence: children are trying to avoid being sent up chimneys.
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The social morays at the time looked down on unmarried mothers.

I wasn't aware that the Moray was a schooling fish.

(From http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8340741.stm)

ETA: Now fixed.
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I see that a certain motorway service station has won the 2009 British Academy of Gastronomes' Grand Prix.

Those who know anything about motorway food in this country might be surprised. On the other hand, those who have visited the place in question will not be surprised at all, as Tebay Service Station is vastly better than any other such establishment anywhere else on this island.

It also has a totally dangerous shop, being one of only two places I've ever encountered Stinking Bishop.

ETA: Dangerous to my wallet, that is.
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This wave is experiencing some slight turbulence, and may explode. If you don't wanna explode, please re-open the wave. Some recent changes may not be saved.

Current Mood: confused

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According to this BBC report, a ship has been intercepted with 120 million contraband cigarettes aboard.

Which is rather wonderful for HMRC and their Republic counterparts. But what is more wonderful is the picture of the ship in question:

Ship where cigarettes were found
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OK, one of the problems with JavaScript is that it executes in your browser. On your machine. And it is therefore not to be trusted.

The latest example is when crackers bought adverts on the Gizmodo site. The ads came with scripting to try to persuade users that something nasty was on their machine, and therefore to go download some malware from their (the crackers') site.

(BBC: Scareware launched from tech blog)
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More a note to myself than anything else: Jade Sword green tea.

(This is what aged parents-in-law had at the Fitzwilliam Café, and liked so much that FiL begged the staff for a bag so he could get it for himself. At 25p per bag, it ain't cheap.)
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Those of you who have been wondering about xkcd today may receive enlightenment when informed that Yahoo! has turned off GeoCities.
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I see from [info]j_lj that a Cambridge chapter of Skeptics [sic] in the pub is starting: details here
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Many happy returns to [info]slovobooks. It's a shame that the original NewCon plans for the celebration fell through, but we'll raise a glass in your direction tonight.
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Woo can be found in all sorts of different places. One that has been around for a while now is the motor engine add-on purported to get more fuel economy from the engine. Sadly, they do not always work (BBC). Or perhaps ever at all.

C'mon guys, if it was that easy to get 30% better fuel economy from a petrol engine, the engine manufacturers would already be doing it.

(The one examined works on the principle of using electricity from the car battery to split water into oxygen and hydrogen, and feeding that in through the air intake. Which may indeed produce a smidgeon more power, but requires more power to stop the battery going flat. Any patent for the process would be thrown out on the basis of it being a lightly disguised perpetual motion machine.)
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'Bracelets' useless in arthritis.

Someone's finally gone and done the studies to see if what we all knew - that copper and/or magnetic bracelets have no actual effect on arthritis - is actually true, or if there might have been something in the woo.

Nope, they're pure placebo.

I do wonder where the whole myth came from in the first place. Not why it persists, because there is an entrenched industry very interested in maintaining sales. But who first persuaded someone that it worked?
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It seems mass sanity is breaking out. Firstly, the Octocon ruckus is settled, and then President Obama is awarded the Nobel Peace prize.

Dear Oslo Committee: it was James Bacon what did it.

(Oh, and the Louvre is to return a bunch of frescos to the Egyptians.)
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Let me tell you a story.

When I order something from Amazon, like a lot of people I normally set the delivery point to my workplace. But for a delivery last week, I had failed to do so, and Amazon dispatched it to my home address instead.

Amazon decided, for once, to use City Link. It will surprise few people that, when the courier arrived at our front door gone 11:00 last Thursday, I was not there to take delivery.

Now, if it had been Royal Mail leaving the card, I wouldn't have minded too much. The sorting office is about 2 minutes walk from the desk at which I sit, and I'd have dropped in there the following morning once I'd parked behind it. But that isn't the case with City Link. With City Link, it's a 60 mile round trip to visit their depot.

Drive 60 miles? Or take the morning off work? Or forget the consignment, which I could have replaced for £9.45 at Tesco. (Yes, it was the latest Pratchett book.)

The last option would be the most sensible of those three, to be honest. But on Friday morning, at 9:15, I called up City Link to inform them that the redelivery attempt wouldn't work and to ask them to change it. The lass on the other end of the phone took my details, and offered a change of address, but warned me the new delivery wouldn't be till Monday. She then took my work address, said "Oh, one moment, I want to try something", and asked me to hold.

About 5 minutes later, she got back to me.

At 9:45, I had the book in my hands. The driver had had it on his van, he'd not come round to our area of town yet, and he was able to deliver it.

So distinct plaudits to City Link for this - this was good service.

And now, tale told and on a topical note, I would like to plead to Amazon not to take their small package delivery business away from the Royal Mail. There must be many people like me who have either a sorting office or a Post Office much closer to them than the nearest courier depot.

(Yes, City Link's Cambridge depot is appreciably closer, about half the distance. But unlike us, it's not in Hertfordshire, and City Link's routing takes deliveries to us to their Hertfordshire depot, which is only just outside the M25, right down the far end of the county.)
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I'm a little shorter of money this month than I expected to be.

On the other hand, I now own my car, a month earlier than I expected, which means I'll have somewhat more money free next month than I expected.
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I'm amused to note that when artist Quentin Blake celebrates 800 years of Cambridge in a mural at Addenbrookes, one of the events he decides to picture is Dorothy Garrod digging up Newnham College lawn, as celebrated by [info]uitlander.
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Before the crash, one of the passengers called 911 to report that the accelerator was stuck and the car had reached 120 miles per hour (193km per hour).

(From the Beeb, reporting on a multiple fatality that has led to millions of recalls of Toyota cars.)

OK, it's a scary setup: the floor mat is under the accelerator pedal, and has jammed it down (presumably by being pulled through the slot the accelerator arm goes through). But what I don't understand is this: why didn't they stop the car?

Why didn't they put it into neutral and use the brake?

(Contrariwise, I've stopped a car from 70 mph with an apparently inoperable footbrake, using just engine braking, so the 'the brakes have been cut' is not that scary either.)

ETA: I'm not trying to make the victim of this out to be stupid. It's just that I can see potential ways out, and want to know if they were tried and found ineffective, or whether panic blinded the driver.
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it's a poor fate being a sheep if the shepherd is lost

Mark Mardell in a bus whose driver was unfamiliar with Pittsburg
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Some of you may be interested in a one-day conference that we, that is ACCU, are holding at Bletchley Park in a few weeks time: Security: Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow. Details as per that link, but in brief, you've got Tony Sale (responsible for the fact Bletchley Park is still there at all), Simon Singh (author of The Code Book), and Phil Zimmermann (the guy behind PGP).

All and any profit going to support Bletchley Park itself. I do so hope a profit is made, because I don't want to have to sign the cheque covering any shortfall.
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And so the junior Renault driver crashes his car at turn 17 of the Singapore circuit ...

No, not Piquet. This time it's Grosjean, and in practice. Good grief, Renault are now practising crashing on that corner.

(Renault are looking especially sorry this year, what with two of their sponsors have dropped them in the last day or two as fallout of the scandal. Perhaps they'll have less body decal acreage than Brawn.)
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In a certain rather good fantasy novel{*} that I have just finished reading, I am somewhat amused by the name of one character: Seolfor.

Which is the Anglo-Saxon word from which the modern word 'silver' is derived.

Said character is specifically described as having silver hair.

{*} [info]mizkit/C E Murphy's The Pretender's Crown. Strongly recommended, though do read its predecessor first.
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I just opened a PDF file. It's the manual for a Toshiba printer, in multiple languages, and the top level index in the bookmarks lists those languages.

The first language listed?

Engrish.

Ironically, that's the only spelling mistake I can see, which means that it's not proper Engrish after all. The language is perhaps a little stilted in places, but I've seen worse from companies based in English speaking countries.
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So (according to the Beeb) Renault have been a 2 year ban.

Suspended.

Flavio has been banned from all FIA events for an unlimited period (presumably, that means 'for life).

Symonds has a 5 year ban from F1, and I suspect he feels lucky to only have that much.
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To Elite. 25 years old, yesterday.

Eek!
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For the next three years, you won't be able to visit the Mary Rose in Portsmouth, because she's having a brand new museum built round her.

Once that is complete, she should be quite a sight.

The Mary Rose can be considered England's Vasa, since like that ship, she is a wonderfully preserved mediaeval warship raised from the mud. There are some differences:
  1. There's only one side of the Mary Rose available: the other got eaten by ship worm, something that wasn't a problem for the Vasa in the brackish waters in Stockholm.

  2. She's considerably older, having sunk over 80 years earlier

  3. She was considerably more successful - after launch, the Vasa sailed across the harbour, and made it part of the way back before sinking{*}. The Mary Rose, however, served for 35 years, taking part in battles and even getting upgraded twice.

But having seen the Vasa, I do intend to go see the Mary Rose once the museum's finished.

{*} IIRC, if you count the total distance the Vasa ever covered, including the post-raising movements, she went something like 2 km in total.
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It looks as though I do have a sourdough starter now working.

(Actually, I may well have two of them, but the one following [info]desperance's instructions, though smelling plausible, won't be ready for a while yet.)

Last night, we had pizza, made with a dough I'd started before leaving for work, and topped with chopped tomatoes that had been liquidised and then reduced (and including basil, oregano and dried onion granules), mozzarella, sliced mushrooms and sliced ham.

Very nice it came out, too.
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According to the BBC, it appears that Flavio Briatore of Renault did tell Piquet Jr to crash. At least, Renault have accepted the blame, and Briatore has resigned.

It'll be interesting to find out whether Alonso knew anything at all about this - I would hope not, but who knows. And also what the authorities will throw at Piquet for his actions: this is like a boxer taking a dive, but with the added bonus that it puts everyone else on the track at potential risk.

ETA: Adding links borrowed from [info]oldbloke:
AutoSport: Partial transcript of FIA interview with Pat Symonds (Executive director of engineering)
AutoSport: Briatore and Symonds leave Renault

So they're losing their CEO and CTO. If Renault do get banned for next season (which would be a relatively light penalty), then that releases the '14th' team place for the reborn Sauber.
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It seems that that wine-imbibing chef Keith Floyd has died.

(His death is much more affecting to me than Swayze's, having watched many, many more hours of him.)
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I see [info]sbisson has beaten me to it, but it's worth noting that today is the last day for that documentary of Tackleford Metropolitan Borough, home of Shelley Winters, Amy, Ryan and Desmond the Fish Man. (The latter's origin never did get properly explained, AFAIK.)

Yes, Scay Go Round has come to an end.

Kudos to John Allison for winding up a comic and moving onto new things, rather than stretching a success so far it becomes boring.
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Is it just me, or does anyone else consider a writing style in which paragraphs commonly extend for several pages to be one that is unnecessarily opaque?
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Last night, I learnt that if a lightning bolt is headed directly for you, there is a glowing red cross visible at its end, a bit like looking up the shaft of a Phillips screwdriver that's dabbed its tip in some paint.

Yes, I saw such a cross, but had time to (just) jump aside.

It's weird what comes up in dreams.
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So, congratulations to the England football team in preserving their 100% record and securing qualification last night with a 5-1 victory against a team that they lost against a mere two years ago.

It's interesting to note that not only have they won all their games in the group, but they're one of only three teams in the European division to have done so. Of the others, the Netherlands and Spain both have slightly stronger defences, having conceded a mere two goals each as opposed to England's 5.

On the other hand, the Dutch scored 19, the Spanish 21, and England scored 31, giving England by far the best goal difference in the entire division.
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Today, to [info]feorag.

And tomorrow to [info]happydisciple: Tuesday, Dolphin, 13:00?
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Wins an F1 podium place.
8 days later, is let go by his team.

Yes, Force India release Giancarlo Fisichella. But it's not as though they were unhappy with him.
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the moons are at least 50 meters in diameter

I'm sorry, my mental image of what a moon should be does imply something a little bit larger than that. Given that the term 'planet' now has certain size restrictions, could we also have size restrictions on moons? Like, at least an order of magnitude larger than the ISS?

(Yes, I know that 'at least 50 meters' could include stuff a lot larger, but in this case, the primary is only 700m in diameter, and the satellites are unlikely to be over 100m diameter.)
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If there's a slight downside to our trip to Canada, it was the Montréal Dorval (YUL) airport luggage handling.

On arrival on our inbound flight, the luggage conveyor stopped working and had to be restarted, causing somewhat of a delay. This may be a symptom of other problems.

A number of the cases on the conveyor had handles that were either missing or merely partly torn off. I've never seen such a battered set of luggage, and this was on a flight inbound from London, so I don't think we were looking at third-world bags.

On our case, the address tag on our main case was broken by the time we retrieved it.

On our return to Montréal, landing from Vancouver, the extensible handle on our main case refused to extend. Closer examination shows that the tube inside the case, down which the handle shaft slides, had taken such a severe impact that it had buckled, trapping the shaft in place.

Now, it's possible that none of this damage occurred at Dorval. But I'd lay odds that the one common factor was in fact the problem, and that the inbound luggage system there is uncommonly brutal to luggage. In future, we might want to invest in some tougher cases before returning there.

Current Mood: annoyed

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While on the Canadian, there was a certain amount of mixing: we'd get seated with random other people for the meals, so we ended up talking to people from Linkoping, Andros Island in the Bahamas, an assistant to a Toronto politician and her family, a couple of Floridians, a pair of sisters from Cambridge ... oh yes, Sal and Moya.

It turns out that Sal used to live on Ross Street at the same time I did, and I almost certainly passed her more than once, what with her house then being #115, whereas I owned #96. And they have a cousin who lives on Pitshanger Lane in Ealing. Pitshanger Lane was where our nearest bus stop was when we lived in Ealing.

We waved goodbye to them (among others) at Vancouver Station, and went on our way, taking a taxi to our hotel where we checked in remarkably early (cheers, Plaza 500 - allowing incoming guests to be using rooms before 10:00 is highly appreciated) and crashed out for a few hours. We then wandered into the centre of the city, eventually wandering into the tourist info place at Canada Place.

Where we bumped into Sal and Moya.

The following day, wandering the streets, we bumped into them again.

And a few hours after that, we bumped into them for a third time, at the Waterfront Station.

The odd thing was, we didn't bump into anybody else from the train: just the same pair. (Granted, some were catching ships, and others were meeting family of whatever, but some at least were intending to tour the city.)

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So I wander off to see what the score is on the second day of the final Ashes Test match, expecting that England will have been dismissed, and that Australia will be building a decent reply.

Only to find out that England are batting, in their second innings. Australia have collapsed after lunch, almost far enough behind to deserve a follow on.

Is it me, or is the story of the Ashes this year basically one of which team collapses first?
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2009-08-17 07:30 Having completed the project of travelling the entirety of the Vancouver SkyTrain network the previous day, we catch a taxi from our hotel to the airport.
2009-08-17 13:00 The new SkyTrain Canada Line opens, with (inter alia) stations two blocks from our hotel, and at the airport.

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